We started out as two loser roommates with nothing to do on a tuesday night and so we decided to do something about it. Now we are two loser roommates with a BLOG.
What should our first blog be about? CELINE DION, duh. That doesn't really surprise anyone right? Celine Dion is awesome. She is the love of Daley's life. It's slightly creepy. But whatever. For those who don't know who Celine Dion is, get a life. She is an amazing artist with so much talent and passion. And we love her. More about Celine will be blogged about later, but now onto a more serious subject. Deep Facebook statuses. There is nothing we love more than to log onto Facebook and see 20 posts about boys, lying, secret love, backstabbing neighbors, secret love with backstabbing neighbors, life, and cheating husbands. This deep insight into the minds of so many 12-24 year olds is the reason we keep going back everyday, several times a day. Here's to you Facebook. We'll write more later.
Boob grab. Dicture of the day.
Oh lordy. Yet another site to distract me from studying.
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ReplyDeleteAllison i love you and this blog made my day! love b-hawk
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Some people know their shit, while
others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shinola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, There is bull shit, horse shit and
chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shits creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!
oh for real chaige?
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