She doesn't even go here!

Hello blog followers! You are few but you are very appreciated. It's been another day at the University filled with laughs and snores. Today was extra special however because it is POWER-T Thursday. For those of you who do not know, a power-t is basically a tank top that all the douches wear to work out in. Every Thursday Daley and I honor these douches by sporting power-t's.  It's truly a momentous occasion.  Today I am wearing a red power-t that says "Ngaphui" on it.  I have no idea what this means but it might as well say "bad ass" cause that's how I feel when I wear it.

I just thought I would write right now that Daley is reading passage from her journal signed from Tom Riddle. We're HUGE Harry Potter fans. In fact we are going to go play Quittich this Saturday.  That's right. Believe it.

The U is always hosting a plethora of activities, yesterday it was Hemp Fest and today it was Oktoberfest and the Farmer's Market.  I bought bread from Volker's Grateful Bread.  It's so good but they only make appearances at Farmer's Markets so get on that ya hear?  And I bought a peach from a guy who couldn't understand anything I was saying.  But it didn't matter the incompetence of the man because his peaches were amazing.  Don't quote me on that questionable comment.  I then sat on the hill and people watched with my new friend Sadie.  It's like a freaking sport here.  It never gets boring.

I'm taking a class at the University called, "Bad Words and Taboo Terms."  I know what you're thinking and yes, it is an actual class.  Usually we talk about the "tabooness" of certain swear words and it gets quite monotonous.  Today was no exception except he gave us a list of euphemisms for the acts of "to shit," "to fuck," and "to masturbate." I hope you all know this blog is not for young ears, or I guess eyes. A euphemism is basically another way of saying a bad word only in a slightly less offensive manner.  So basically he gave us a list of 43 ways to say "to shit." 53 ways to say "to fuck." And 56 ways to say "to masturbate."  Giggles echoed around the classroom as such phrases as, "dropping the kids off at the pool," "I'd tap that," and "polishing the banister" were read out in class. Some people may think that hearing your 40-year-old professor talking about these things would be awkward, and to those who think that, you are absolutely correct.

After this particularly disturbing day of classes I retreated to my dorm and decided to watch one of the best movies of all time, "Mean Girls." hence the title of the blog.  Technically I was doing homework for my class because I need to find movie clips that define leadership. I didn't find any, but it was worth a try.  Dinner tonight was quite the occasion.  My food was knocked out of my hands and Sarah provided me with the quote of the day, no year.  "These is nothing us Jews like more then wrecking Christmas."  I was dying with laughter.  Sarah is Jewish by the way so don't think she is prejudice.

Oh by the way my suite mates are talking about tampons and how one of them has a "black lady ass" in the bathroom.  This is why Daley and I do not talk to the suite mates, ever.  And this is why they still don't know my name.

I would like to close out today's blog with a small shout out to some of my friends.  First of all Sara McDuskey, if you are reading this, I love you.  No one else can make a trip to the coffee house last two hours and also make it that much fun.  Date again soon? Please? And now to my best friend Ms. Erin Marie.  I love you dearly and you better be reading this.  Thank you for always being there to fight off the dementors with me.  If any of you are not understanding these Harry Potter references pick up the books, lock yourself in a room, and read until you are finished with all of them.

This is a picture Daley drew of Tom Riddle and the Baslisk. Dicture of the day.