School, meetings, remembering that C's get degrees, sickness, gym clown, meeting new people, making new enemies, burning bridges, contacting people, volunteering, hanging out with friends, polar bear shirts, St. George, night adventures, finding a cure for procrastination (in progress), labs, labs, labs, getting lunch, golf, Facebook stalking, Rango, "I'm sorry do I know you? Cool.", coffee, a permanent fixture, keys, Ucards, and red beards, oh my, Mermaid Baby makes me want to have their babies, wait what?, self portraits, Cedar City Crew, parties, baby sitting, child sitting, but no adult sitting, lettuce discuss religion, in the beginning God created the heavens and the earth, then raging waters, then the wave pool, and that my friend is how babies are made.
Any questions? Yeah I have some too.
1. Why is Saige always a mom and pressuring me to write? I'll write when I want to alright? Love you Saige.
2. Is country music good? SPOILER ALERT No.
3. Why did they build a playground on a fault line? Kids don't love faults.
4. Wanna come over and fold my laundry?
5. Why do people put so much stock into Facebook updates?
I'll address the final question now. Really though people. The Messiah himself is not updating Facebook. Contrary to popular belief, Facebook is not the know all tell all source of information in the world. Although, it is getting pretty close, just right behind Wikipedia. This is a legitimate conversation I heard on the shuttle:
"So, like, she was in a relationship with Brogan on Facebook one day then the next day she was like single then the next day she was in a relationship again but it was complicated. So like are her and Brogan still together?"
"I checked this morning and she was single again."
What the hell? First of all, Brogan? That's asking for your kid to be a Bro. Second of all, whatever happened to phone calls? Just the call the bitch up and ask her. If she is willing to post her life on the internet I bet she is willing to have a five minute conversation about Brogan.
Don't get me wrong, I am an avid Facebook user and would probably be much more productive without it but it gets a bit ridiculous. Updates can be the worst. I found out that you can block people off your wall feed. This is great because then I don't have to deal with that awkward moment when I delete them and then they try to add me again and I click the "not now" option giving them false hope for the future. It's a vicious cycle. How do you decide whether or not to block someone? If they do one or more of the following things they may be a contender for being blocked:
1. They update their Facebook status more than 5 times a day.
2. They play Farmville.
3. They invite you to a "FlOwEr HeAdBaNd PaRtY!!"
4. They have more than one mirror picture in an album entitled "Me!"
5. They use the word "niggaz" in all their status updates.
6. Their name rhymes with Paige Moddin.
7. They have a blog.
These are just some of my criteria but you can make your own.
For those of you who maybe read my Christmas blog or have seen my dog Cooper you know that he is a little strange. And it has now come to the attention of my family that he is probably going to be a midget. I want to get one of those handicap parking passes for him. Mostly for me though since he can't drive at all.
See that studly man hogging the foreground? That's my boy. Look how little he has grown. And Abby is in the background. She is pretty hot.
Until next time do me a favor and get to your local coffee shop and hipster it up. Listen to some good music. Look at the stars and think of that homework assignment you didn't do. And most importantly, meet some new people and make them think your name is Thomas.
