Some people take the path less traveled by while others take the course of least resistance. I, however, like to walk on the muddiest grass on campus. Melted snow + me walking = ruined Toms. I love my green Toms but it seems to be the time to retire them. I hope the kid in Africa, or wherever, who also got a pair is having better luck than me.
My major has been declared: geoscience with an emphasis in environment. So basically a shit load of school, no social life, and studying rocks with a bunch of other nerds. Yeah real life is turning out to be nothing like I expected. But I still LOVE it. Except the living with Daley part.
Today in my bad words and taboo terms class we had a guest speaker come and talk about explicit infixes, i.e. when you say fan-f***ing-tastic. He talked about how in some words it didn't work like in Utah and sofa. Then he started reading off words with the chosen explicit infix properly placed and asked us if the words sounded "correct." One example was for the word abracadabra. Right after saying "abra-fucking-cadabra" one girl started laughing at a slightly inappropriate level to which the guest speaker replied, "Oh you like that?" It was so creepy sounding that it had to be the title of today's blog. This is the stuff I learn in college. My parents are proud.
Dinner was crazy tonight. Since Halloween is fast approaching they had all sorts of treats like carmel apples, cookies, cotton candy (random), and other things to invoke a sugar high. They also had a full dead pig. Like head and all. I would have taken a dicture but I was too mortified to get close. As per our usual routine, Saige, Daley, Paige, Liz, Sarah, and I got our dinner then sat and talked for about two hours. During that time, for some reason, I knocked Daley's cup out of her hand and it spilt all over. Luckily it only had ice and a small amount of liquid in it, but I still feel terrible. I don't know what came over me. Even though it was a bitchy thing for me to do, we still laughed about it for way too long. I'm glad I have such a forgiving roommate.
Some things to know:
1. Don't drink the water in the fridge.
2. I'm a human calculator.
3. Chaige is an insult no matter how you look at it.
4. Power-T Thursday is cancelled until it warms up.
5. Daley has like six kids that live in our dorm. It's not healthy.
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