Nothing turns me on like watching Teen Mom

Okay boy whose room is on the bottom floor, window right in front of the hc, your body isn't even that great. Either close your blinds, stop walking around in your undies, or go work out.

Annnnnnyway, above is a picture of Erin Cowley in her Halloween costume this year. She won't stop talking about how many guys it's going to get her at the Howl. Good luck Erin, good luck.

So nothing exciting happened today. WE (me and Ratchits) FOUND FRODO. A while back, me and Rachel met this guy who dresses Very well, and is pretty hot. Well he was hot that one time, but later that week, me and Allison were making our way to visit the kaysville krew when we see him on his vespa. Right next to Leo. "Why is Frodo riding a vespa?!" (or something like that) shouts Allison. Yes, this mysterious guy we've been looking for for weeks looks like Frodo. A very well dressed Frodo. So today through excellent facbook stalking skillz Ratchits has found him. Her dream man. Hopefully one day they will meet in person.

After chatting about Frodo, we decided to apply for jobs at the Energy Solutions Center. Selling Red Mango frozen yogurt. So next time you go to a Jazz game, you should look for me. Hopefully I'll be there selling you delicious frozen yogurt.

"Nothing turns me on like watching Teen Mom" -Saige at dinner talking about her love for the overrated Teen Mom.

Here is a new leaked ACT question I just found for all you ACT takers:
Me in a t-shirt is to "she" in a short skirt as:
a)Taylor Swift is to some skank
b)
c)
d)
all of the rest of the answers are not important. just know "Taylor Swift is to some skank" is the right one