Long time no see... or write.

Thanks Saige for kindly reminding me that I haven't blogged in a week. It's fall break. Give me a break, alright? And why isn't anyone getting mad at Daley? I always get mad at Daley. It's actually really good for my well-being. Like those Chicken Noodle Soup for the Soul books only better.

So what has happened in the last week? Well... I became a Super Senior. And everyone has been giving me crap for it. I also went to the monastery. That's right. Field trip to the nun house. This is my life. Thank god for the rest of the schools getting out for fall break or I might have had to commit arson or adopt a dog to fill up my time.  Let's see I hit golf balls for the first time in a month, I went to Taco Bell with a Boston Terrier, I played Halo (and sucked at it), and I played Cranium (and rocked at it). Who would have known my extensive knowledge of Scrabble and my ability to spell "confetti" backwards would come in handy one day? Only in Cranium.

Today I went and saw Jack Ass 3-D. Penises (Peni?), poop, snakes, hitting, and breaking stuff all in the wonders of 3-D entertainment. Probably the worst idea of my life. My gag reflex has never been challenged more.

Halloween is coming up and while I will be on the road for both the 30th and 31st I have still come up with a costume idea. Hopefully I have some chance to execute this idea. NRA hat, cut-off DARE shirt, fake mustache, jean shorts, and still in pursuit of a Fanny Pack, I will be everyones worst fear: a redneck republican. A bonus would be being able to find a McCain campaign button. One can only hope.