Underneath your bed?

Sorry for the two day wait my loyal readers.  To make it up to you I will tell you about 2 days of my life. I know, how generous of me. To mix things up a little bit I'll start with Saturday and move my way back to Friday. Now that is exciting.

At the crack of dawn I was awaken by the most annoying sound in the world, my alarm. Seven o clock had come to soon, as usual. It's like seven never heard of being fashionably late. That bitch. Anyway, I rolled out of bed and headed to my first service project of the day. For this particular service project the group I was with had to weed a nature park. The weeds we had to pick were the ones with those nasty pokey things that get on your shoes and bicycle tires and hurt like hell. So the whole morning was filled with the singing birds, the wind blowing, and me screaming out expletives in pain. When I returned to the dorm I got ready and went to volunteer at my second service project which was me collecting recyclables at the football game. It ended up being me standing in the rain asking drunk people for their empty beer cans. There were some interesting people there, one man talked to me for a minute then said, "I like the metal in your nose, it's cute." Thank you drunk stranger, whoever you are. I then finished my day by rushing to Ogden to see Mermaid Baby at the Basement. For those of you who haven't heard Mermaid Baby give them a listen, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mermaid-Baby/264864832242?ref=ts. They come highly recommended, by me.

Friday started out as boring as usual with stupid old math. Nothing exciting happened until I went with Taylour to the  Bonneville Girls Soccer state game. They dominated 2-0 to take the win. I'm way proud of everyone on the team they have been working hard all year and they truly deserved it. Shout out to Bailey, Kami, and Lexie for being bad asses. After the game I went to the University of Utah's Crimson Nights. It was Harry Potter/Halloween themed so there were slutty girls, half naked jocks, creepy kids, and people like me who decided to spare embarrassment and not dress up. Highlight of the night: I taught three kids how to reject and I wasn't even drunk.

So there is my weekend so far. Daley you have failed me again. But that's ok cause I'll give you another chance, but just one more.