Tonight before going to the movie, Daley, Sarah, Liz, Paige, Saige, and I went to Zuppas for dinner. I love Zuppas. Their ultimate grilled cheese is absolutely orgasmic. Try it. We got outside and split into two cars because after last week we won't try to stuff 6 people in Saige's car again. Me, Daley, and Liz were in the cool car and Paige and Sarah had the displeasure of riding with Saige, that Chaige. As we were waiting for Saige to turn right at a red light Daley began to get impatient and honked her horn and yelled before finally rolling down and her window and inadvertently yelling, "GO!" at two tough looking gentleman about to use the crosswalk. We don't make many friends in Salt Lake. Saige then led us the wrong way down the highway and Liz and I freaked out because we thought we were going north and not south. Basically we were really confused and disoriented. We finally arrived at the theatre and it was snowing so we ran out of the car screaming and causing a scene because that's what we do, ya know? This is where the title for today's blog came from. I was yelling at Daley, "God bless America Daley just park the freaking car." So we started to think of other, "God bless..." terms. We went to "God bless George Washington." to "God bless our founding fathers!" It just seemed appropriate.
We got into the movie theatre took today's dicture in the mirror and made some inappropriate noises in the theatre before the movie started and other people arrived. Today's movie was "Catfish." The trailer for this movie makes it seem like a thrilling adventure of a hairy nerd and his friends. In reality, it's the monotonous and naive adventure of a hairy nerd and his friends. It was good, don't get me wrong, just not what I expected. I'd still recommend it to everyone because it is a pretty good and true story.
Upon exiting the movie I thought it would be funny to hit Saige with the first snowball of the season, unfortunately my aim could use some help and I accidentally hit Sarah. Sorry Sarah. The snow was really coming down when we were driving back to the dorms and Daley's car was having a rough time but he tried. This is when it hit me. Driving around the U campus in the winter is going to be hell, that is if hell froze over and was placed on a slope.
Bathroom dicture. Where the hell is Daley?
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