I'VE BEEN FOUND!! Tonight, I thought I was eating dinner with Allison and company, but actually I was eating dinner with her Polish boyfriend (the one who makes sandwiches). All white people look the same to me. THIS COUNTRY IS SOOO CONFUSING!
So, if any of you know Lyndsie Nielson, she is a bitch. She ran over my dog, like a speed bump. So sad, AND right in front of me?? Poor poor poor Miso. May he happily pee on all the dog heaven lamp posts. For constantly telling me how much they HATE my dogs, I got a lot of concerned texts/calls from mi amigos. You do love my dogs, so you can suck it next time they bark at you. Actually my dog is not dead. I'm just kinda weird and have a nonunderstandable love for facebook drama.
So, hip-hop at 24 fitness tonight taught by a man who loves Beyonce? I think so. "It IS a sin to dance to Beyonce, but there's nothing you can do about it" -instructor.
People watching is great. It's even better when they are trying to dance. The highlight of the class was when I would watch this guy, no, Man wearing a bandana dance with the stankiest face i've ever seen. He was either a good dancer with weird moves he'd add in or just had no idea what he was doing. Also, he was either gay or ...not? I contemplated this the whole car ride back.
All in all, today was a good day, except when my dog died. Ohhhh wait, that didn't happen. I just made it up because I think i'm funny.
WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! this just in: Lyndsie Nielson just facebook blocked me. I told you she is a bitch.
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