Why do you keep using black plates?

The last three posts have been titled with questions. Why is that? So many unanswered questions in the universe and there I go adding three more. Well I guess technically four if you count the one in this paragraph.

Sleep deprivation seems to be the theme of my life. My Sunday started at 1 in the morning with a late night trip to a friends house. Drunk people are always so entertaining so how could I not go over? After some sober observation I returned home and went to sleep only to wake up a few hours later to the sound of rain on the roof and a incoming text message. Conor was informing me that we would not be golfing on account of the rain. So what was I to do that day? WHAT TO DO? Sorry I got carried away. Why not a shopping trip with my second favorite pair of sisters in the world? First of course being Serena and Venus Williams. Sorry Steph and Kels I'm sure you'll work your way up the list... Someday. The day was filled with me following around my sisters, carrying drinks and bags, dealing with bitchy employees, walking in the rain, and running around Target's clearance section and finding, of all things, condoms. How reliable can clearance condoms be? Better yet who would buy clearance condoms? Sketchy. Don't be that person. Anyway, what did I get out of this day besides wonderful quality time with my sisters from the same mister? A grilled cheese from Sonic. I'd say that's a pretty good trade off.

I skipped math today, not because I woke up late, just because I was still in Ogden and I wanted french toast for breakfast. That's one downside of the dorms at the U, no kitchen to make some of the necessary foods for living such as french toast, toasted PB & J, pumpkin bread, and eggies in a basket. Although if I had the capability to make those things here I would probably make everyone insanely jealous with my amazing foods or burn down the dorm.

"Why do you keep using black plates? Black plates make everything look disgusting." Bryan is always the provider of some very unorthodox quotes, that's why we keep him around. "That cobbler looks like the nasty food they get at the buffet on Vegas Vacation." And he wasn't lying, it really did look that gross. Oh Heritage Center food, it could be better. Some people really like the food. Take Liz for example, sometimes she just can't choose what to get so she gets a little of everything.

Blood Sugar a little low? Dicture.