As Daley memorizes facts for her midterm tomorrow I have decided to once again blog. Blog is such an awkward word and I feel as though I can't say it in good company.
Today I was approached five times to take a copy of the new testament on campus. I finally took one then asked the guy which church he was from, I like to keep a running total of how many times churches try to "save my soul." The man looked very confused about this question and stuttered for a minute before spitting out the word, "Protestant." I don't understand how you can be confused about something like that. At that point I should have probably handed the bible back to him and said, "Maybe you should give this a read if you're confused." But alas I do not have the balls to do something like that so I just walked away. I then saw a group of Daleys taking pictures in front of the Union building. What is it with people taking pictures in front of pointless buildings? "Take my picture!"
Then math. Boring. Then the gym. Boring. Trying to teach Daley how to say the word "immunization." Slightly entertaining. Finally dinner. That was great. Paige, Daley, and I started out on one side of the HC then when we got up to get ice cream we got our spots jacked by some ho's so we moved over to the other side. And so did the old lady with the soup. We were literally stalked around the cafeteria by an old lady eating soup until Daley loudly stated, "That lady is following us!" At which point I think she got scared and left.
As for the title of the day, well Daley says "ok" weird. It sounds like she is about to spit then she says the word. So she is just weird. Today's blog has been insufficiently funny or entertaining so I apologize. Hopefully tomorrow is more exciting.
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